When the 4th of July comes around, all I think about are fireworks, red, white and blue, America, travel and family. Well, this year, was a big fat fail.
We were looking for somewhere special but near Hanover to see professional fireworks. It was a bit last minute planning considering at was the 4th of July when we started searching for the exact fireworks I was looking for. My mom sent me an email listing two good places to see fireworks. The first choice was in Wilder. It was like a festival. There was going to be performances, games, food and at the end fireworks. It all sounded great, until, we looked at the weather. It was going to be a long ride to Wilder and if it rained when we got there, it would be a big fat waste of time and energy. Fail. I decided to take a look at choice number two in the email. That choice would be just fireworks at dark in Lime. My mom looked it up to see what time they were going to start. Apparently, the fireworks were actually on the Saturday BEFORE the 4th of July so FAIL. We found one other place in Lebanon. Professional fireworks at dark. We made a plan. We set off to the fireworks. Since we had never done this before we didn’t know where we were going. It started to rain so we brought out the umbrellas and followed the crowd. Well, the crowd lead us to a stop sign on the corner of a road. We all stopped, well, me, Dan, Lem, and Lord (Flen was at summer camp). We were about to cross the road when we heard a lady saying they were cancelled due to the weather. fail. We turned around with a new plan. Our plan was simply just to go get some ice cream and watch a movie. We headed off to the Dairy Twirl. Once the Dairy Twirl was in sight, we all saw that the line contained a half-an-hour wait in the pouring rain. fail. Dan suggested a new grocery store that may have some ice cream. We went to the store and saw that they had almost no appealing ice cream choice. fail. Lord then announced “I am about to have a tantrum, What is wrong?” There was one more place we could go. We arrived at a place similar to the fail store we tried before. This place, however, had a cooler full of small ice cream snacks that were perfect for the occasion. I picked one out and admired it. Lem shouted that there was an ice cream cake so me and Lord both went to see if it was better then the things we had picked out. We both approved it, but Lem checked the ingredients for any bad unhealthy things, such as high-fructose corn syrup. There were so many ingredients and chemicals in it, me and Lord were disgusted and immediately checked our choices for the dreaded weird chemicals. Lord almost screamed at the sight of all her chemicals. She put back her choice and looked for something else. The Ice cream cake was a fail. The ingredients, fail. My choice, however, was much better then any other. A dove ice cream bar with dark chocolate. I got what I wanted but Lord was wanting to try Dairy Twirl to see if the line had died down. It had, a little so we went and since I had already got an ice cream treat I was sent to stay in the car. Lem and Lord waited in line for about 10 minutes and got the special. Lord came back to the car with a frowny face. She said that her ‘special’ ice cream was red, white and blue. They hadn’t told her the flavors so she thought it was just coloring but really it was blueberry (she described it as ‘puke’), strawberry and they forgot vanilla. fail. While me and Danny were waiting for them in the car we noticed a man singing by the sidewalk. It was odd because we was singing a failish song in such a high voice that he sounded like a crazy person. As we were laughing at him, we also saw the faint thunder in the background and some amateur fireworks by someone who was just confusing everyone. fail. We headed home. Naming all the fails that had happened that day. We could all say, we were having so much fun. It was an adventure that we could never forget. What made it so fun, is that we were all in such good spirits. We laughed so much we cried. We were all happy and nothing on earth could make us happier, I thought. When we got to our road, we saw that our neighbor was out firing off what we were searching for that whole night, well that, and ice cream. He was setting off fireworks. An old tradition. Our neighbor had done it every year. He used it do it on a gorgeous field with a great view of what looked to me like all of New Hampshire, but really only part of Hanover. But that field was sold so this year he was only doing it on the side of the road. We pulled over to see what was going on. Well actually, nothing was going on. The fireworks had no audience. It was just Our neighbor watching them all by himself. We joined him and got our own little fireworks show.
It was by far, the best 4th of July ever. It may have been a fail, but it was the greatest fail there ever was.